Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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