can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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