physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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