I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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