She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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