He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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