Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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