ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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