I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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