I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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