After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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