Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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