How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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