talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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