He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he shaved USA in his pubs
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I am available for nakedness
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
