I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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