And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Porn is love you can see.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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