check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
