Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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