i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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