How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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