I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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