I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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