He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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