Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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