Only a mothe r could love this liver
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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