It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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