THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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