On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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