YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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