Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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