I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
