I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
