If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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