# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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