Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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