I bet he comes in French.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
