My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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