He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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