So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
