Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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