so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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