Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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