I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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