Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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