Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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