Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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