id be glad to
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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