last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I want her autograph on my taint
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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