Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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