Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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