hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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