Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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